Paeroa Fashionz

NEW YORK, LONDON, PARIS…PAEROA

Every great city has a great big icon, and so does Paeroa! The big L&P bottle to be exact. Of course, you can't go up it, but who'd want to when you can admire it from the ground? Dumb. Here's an interesting fact: It's made of solid concrete and used to be a rocket. And now you can wear it on your front. It looks a bit like someone tacked it on as an afterthought, but the people at Paeroa surplus store swear it wasn't.
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COME TO PAEROA… please?

There have been many clever slogans made up for great cities. 'I heart New York' for instance. And 'Cromwell is Crom-swell' is another. But none are as memorable as 'Come Visit Paeroa Please'. Maurice Morrison, Deputy Minister of Tourism to Paeroa Tourism, coined the phrase in a moment of genius. He tells us it's the perfect mix of persuasion and politeness. So next time maybe you'll consider staying in Paeroa for longer than it takes to go toilet, please?
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PAEROA HAZ PIZZAZZ!

Paeroa haz bridgez, populationz, dogz, catz, catz with long tailz, sunbathing catz, band rotundaz, antiquez, river boatz, museumz, take awayz, lemonz, big bottlez, carz on shedz, and pizzas! I mean pizzaz! And one day we might have traffic lightz. But until then, Paeroa haz heapz, and heapz, and heapz of Pizzazz!
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PAEROA! WE HAVE EFTPOS!

Just when you thought Paeroa had it all, it goes and gets a bit better! Following hot on the heels of electricity and telephones, Paeroa has invested in more, yes, more technology - Electronic Funds Transfer at Point of Sale – eftpos for short. Fancy that antique stuffed pigeon? A porcelain Alsatian? A belated birthday gift? Just swipe your card, and type in your secret four-digit pin, and voila – you own an old pigeon! Zip-zaps are out, eftpos is in!
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